Room 101
Introduction
Here I list all the things that I really hate and would love to send to Room 101, however anyone can contribute to this page. If there
is something you really don't like, then please send me an email to: room101@lailamania.com. I shall post it here for all to
see, what I will say is that any that are added by others do not reflect my opinion in anyway. If offended by views expressed
in this section it may be worth skipping in the future.
Entries
17/02/05 19:34 - Room 101 Entry - Football
Football is the biggest, most offensive thing in my life. It's s**t and I don't understand why a larger part of the human race isn't on
board with me about this, (my dad said we are ahead of the world). It's everywhere, but over the years I have wised up and I found that the
actual game itself wouldn't annoy me as much if people, mainly grown men, were no so uptight and emotional about it.
Let's break it down - Some grass, couple of nets and sweaty, muscled men in tight clothes crying over a blow-up ball. WHY!? Do grown men cry
over this. I can understand women, but men getting angry or crying or even throwing things about something a sweaty, fit man did, sounds all a
bit gay to me.
Pubs become and embarrassing place to be when a match is on and I lose respect for my friends that love football, I'm tired of hearing people
say there isn't enough of it on TV, (are these people sick), I count at very least 11 channels that play it constantly. The ONLY good thing
about football is it empties the streets for a bit, you can do your weekly shop in half the time and enjoy the sun in peace, bonzer!
Laila
17/02/05 19:34 - Room 101 Entry - Dogs
So then, dogs! Why does everyone get mushy over dogs? It's good to have a pet around the house for a bit of colour, but DOGS!?
They have to be the most pathetic animal a home owner can poses, I can't stand dogs whining and sickening shows of over affection. Truth
is people only love dogs because it gives the owner the feeling that they are needed and missed when not around. That's completely true
of course, dogs cannot sort anything for themselves and that includes taking a stroll.
They wipe their arse on your carpet, corner-to-corner for the longest wipe and they just smell so bad. There is nothing graceful about
dogs, their tail will destroy any coffee table and it's contents within range and they dribble and slobber constantly, till you have a fine,
stinking, wet slim over everything you own.
Dogs have weak characters and no talents at all, I hope their owners are not the same way. There is half a positive to dogs....dog walkers,
(I say half because not all dog walkers pick up the dogs s**t), there is ALWAYS a dog walker around and for years that annoyed me as well,
but as time goes by I have warmed to them because when ever something goes missing of importance in the news, (generally people), dog
walkers always seem to find them, bonzer!
Laila
15/03/06 11:56 - Room 101 Entry - Vegans (Added by Jonesy)
One thing we could all do without is Vegans. Its all well and good having the freedom of choice to choose your own lifestyle but I'm
sick and tired of preachy Vegan types telling me how to choose mine. If you wanna chew plants all your life then go ahead, just don't tell
me that I'm socially unaware because I don't. Animal cruelty is an issue...oh f**k it I'm not even going to try and be nice. LIFE IS TOO
SHORT TO SHOP ETHICALLY and I for one can't be bothered with the effort. Animals are born, animals die or are killed for our benefit. That's
the circle of life you snivelling sissys, so get used to it. Humans were designed to eat meat and vegetables, we are even born with the
equipment to do it. I LOVE MEAT. MEAT IS GOOD. If an animal has to die so I can have a good meal then SO BE IT. I don't care. And what
the f**k is the big idea forcing dogs to go on a vegan diet you f**ks?!? Just because you choose a diet that is barren on the flavour front,
don't force it on your f**king dogs! They were clearly designed to eat meat.
When I eat a meat dinner its satisfying and tasty. I wouldn't swap that for any socially conscious bulls**t diet that I consider unhealthy.
You gonna tell me that meat is linked to cancer and high blood pressure? Bring it on homo because I couldn't give two s**ts. SO WHAT if I
get ill from eating meat, at least I can lie on my deathbed and know that I've enjoyed my life putting as much dead things in my mouth as
possible instead of sitting around a campfire chewing grain and shooting the breeze with my other gay hippie friends. F**K OFF!
Fat tastes DAMN GOOD. And that's a fact. LEATHER IS GOOD. You guys don't even eat dairy products. Fools!
xx JONESY xx